The Rebel Alliance presents

Watching Paint Dry

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Kei hea | Where

Utu | Cost

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Reo | Language

Warnings

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Kaupapa | About

Join solo performer Sean Lynch as he guides you through the art of watching paint dry (live!) while your phone is turned on and set to loud.

 

A minimalist exploration of modern life and Scandinavian zen, Watching Paint Dry will take you on an extraordinary journey through the freshly coated corridors of your mind.

 

“…there’s real beauty in Watching Paint Dry” – The Theatre Tourist

 

“a masterpiece” – Theatreview

Ngā Tangata | Cast & Creatives

Picture of Sean Lynch

Sean Lynch

Performer & Lighting Designer

Picture of Anders Falstie-Jensen

Anders Falstie-Jensen

Writer, Director & Producer

Tīkiti | Tickets

All tickets to this event are General Admission and are currently available online. 

Please note: seating is a mixture of cabaret tables and row seats. This is on a first in first served basis.

$35 Pakeke (Adult) 

$20 Kaumātua (Senior)

$20 Rangatahi (13-18yrs)

$20 Hapori (Community services card holder)

$25 Rōpū (6+)

$50 Tīkiti Tautoko (Support Rebel Alliance) 

*Proof of claim is required, please have your ID card ready to present when attending the event.

 

For Tīkiti Tūru Wīra, select ‘Wheelchair Access’ section when booking online, then select a ticket price from the list presented.

 

If you need assistance with your booking please contact us at ticketing@tepoutheatre.nz

Companions of wheelchair ticket holders may come for free.

Taenga | Arrival

Our whare is located at Corban estate Arts Centre, 2 Mt Lebanon lane, Henderson, Waitakere.

When you arrive at Corban Estate, follow the signs that lead to our whare.

 

Ways to get here:

🚲 Cycle

There is a scenic cycle way that leads to Corban Estate Arts Centre. Lock your bike up in the bike stand available on site.

🚌 Bus & train

Bus and train links arrive at Henderson Transport Centre, which is within walking distance to our whare. Check the public transport route in your area to plan your trip.

🚗 Parking

Follow parking directions as you enter into Corban Estate Arts Centre.

 

When you arrive:

The Te Kōpua foyer, bar, kauta and pae tīkiti will be open 1 hour before show time. 
🍷Our Bar serves a full range of beverages (non alcoholic and alcoholic) and snacks.  

🍴 Our Kauta will be open for tasty bites before the show including steamed hāngī buns from The Hāngī Master, a vegetarian platter and a selection from ‘I Love Pies’.

🎟️ Our Pae Tīkiti (Box Office) will be open for ticket sales and pick ups.

Note: We no longer accept cash payments but welcome all major cards and paywave. 

Whakatapoko | Accessibility

Wheelchair and walker accessibility

Our whare is accessible to wheelchairs and walkers.

To ensure you have the best visiting experience, contact us at ticketing@tepoutheatre.nz about your access needs so we can anticipate your visit.

Please note, your walker will need to be stored away during the performance so that it’s not a trip hazard to other patrons. An usher will return your walker to you whenever you need it.

 

Service animals

Service animals are welcome at our whare. If you’re bringing a service animal to an event, contact us at ticketing@tepoutheatre.nz before your visit so we can anticipate your arrival.

Hauora Considerations

If you are feeling unwell or have flu-like symptoms please stay home.

We encourage you to share the gift of theatre by passing your ticket onto someone else to enjoy if you have to stay home.

Masks are not required, but you are welcome to wear one.

Photography

Photos and Filming are prohibited.

Please do not take any photos or footage, we have a few designated photographers, filmographers ready to capture the night for you all.

Warnings

Smoke

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